People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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