Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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