what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I party with great urgency now.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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