Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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