let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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