How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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