So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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