Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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