Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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