Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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