you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Dicks are not precious.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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