question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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