I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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