you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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