piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
This toilet bowl is my home.
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