nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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