I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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