so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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