All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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