Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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