Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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