i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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