We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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