brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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