ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you traded sex for a burrito?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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