It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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