Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is wine microwaveable?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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