why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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