at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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