just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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