oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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