my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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