Pants 0. Shit 1.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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