i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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