would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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