Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
