i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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