i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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