wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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