gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
