I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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