Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
