I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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