DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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