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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
