I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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