I wish I could punch you in the face.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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