school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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