U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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