She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
