she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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