Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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