u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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