She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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