I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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