i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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